The bank is for commercial activities, this makes it possible to have different kinds of people come and display characters that are wonderful to see.
The characters exhibited in Nigerian banks are particularly hilarious. If you have been a constant user of any Nigerian bank you will identify with these group of people.
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re
always in the bank, common pen
they won't have.
These people are very dangerous,
once u borrow them d pen,
u may find it difficult 2 identify dem
at a bank
In Nigeria, once someone tells u
"may I have ur pen?" Believe me
bros, that's d last time u will see that
pen (except if u're lucky).
2 - The "I-dey-ur-Back" Team:
Immediately dey enter d bank, even
b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or
deposit), all they do is to know the
last person and u hear dem saying,
I'm at your back. If care is nt taken,
about 8 pple can tell u
"Idey ur back" then at d end of d day,
they cause confusion (na me dey em
back, I don tell am I was
here b4 u blah blah bla)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind
of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan!
They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in,
they just walk up 2 d cashier or
manager, he asks them 2sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed
there transactions while u still dey
there looking like mumu 4queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These
people will always av a problem with
d bank door, then u see them
removing their belts, car keys, mobile
phones etc and yet d machine keeps
shouting "pls
go back"
My bros next time come 2 bank
naked! Biko, he go allow u in... #
LOLZ!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of
people can waste slip 4 Africa!
To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB questions,
u c dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking another one.
To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called
undergraduates are found wanting in
this scenario.......
CHAI!!!
6 - The people from Another Planet:
These people usually behave like
them no dey dis world since 2
yrs!
They will always b asking 4 today's
date, even after telling them d correct
date,
they will ask someone else again. I
tire 4 dis people oooooo.
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U might b laughing now oo
But be sincere,
which one do u belong to.??
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