We Remember

We remember,
We still remember,
We are far from amnesia,
Still too young for Alzheimer's
So you see , we've not forgotten.

We still remember
The calmness of your voice
Quenching the inferno of rising tempers.

We still remember your smile,
Although we haven't seen you in a while
We still remember you and smile
For the times you went the extra mile
To make others smile.

The warmth of your heart
Knew no borders
Even the numb felt it.
We don't need a thermometer
To tell it made this cold world warm
For we felt it,
In every word spoken
To soothe the heartbroken.
In every prayer said
And every naira shared.

They say love gives till it hurts
But your hands, ever open,
Gave yet they never hurt
I suppose it's because yours
Was a special kind of love
Far from the lips
Inseparable from deeds.

About you, we shall tell our kids.
Of you, in our book, they shall read.
For Indeed,
Your deeds uprooted weeds
And planted seeds
Of love and unity
Blossoming like a rose flower
Into a beauty never seen before.


Gift!
Indeed to us you were a gift.
Like a birthday cake
We all had a share of your sweetness
But death snatched our cake
Before we fully savoured its taste.

We still remember the fire,
The fire before the news
The news that left us shattered
Shattered into pieces
Pieces yet to be picked up together.


We have shed oceans of tears
Tattered fabrics of frown, our faces now wear.
We have gnashed our teeth in anguish
To have you here - our collective wish.

But we'll cry no more
We'll laugh a little louder and smile some more
Not because the pain is gone
But because we've read the words of the Father spoken by the Son,
Written in John
Chapter 14 verse 2.
In one of those mansions
You've gone to take a place,
That's why smiles colour our faces

We still remember,
How you left earth for heaven from the ICU
When we get there we will see you!
We shall tell you about the path through the farm
That led to the class we learnt "Path and Pharm"
About the fun of Obs and Gynae
And how Paeds didn't handle us mildly
We shall tell you of Med , Surg and the rest of them
And how we played while we learnt PSM
We shall tell you of more records broken
After you left "Intro and Blood " broken.



Rest on Sydney
Rest on Chinedu
Rest on Gift


Chiemezie Ibe
Mex Konceptz

Insolympics Super Cup Finals

 
Ever since it became clear that dominato will be playing resiliento in this finals, everyone's been anxiously waiting, you know why- It's gonna be a really exciting affair. You know what they say when 2 elephants fight?
Two strong sides both from the insolito class are set to lock horns tomorrow 7:30am Nigerian time at Stade de UPTH.
What an exciting encounter this promises to be be! We all expected them to meet in the finals didn't we?


Indeed, dominatos have been the most impressive team in this tournament winning all 3 of their group stage matches, racking up tournament's highest 11 goals, and are yet to concede a single goal in this tournament! Poor dedicado was the latest victim of a routine dominato mauling (to say the least). On a stark contrast to the Dominatos, resilientos have been far from impressive. They've actually found the tournament much more difficult. As a matter of fact, a team many had tipped to flourish so well in this tournament, actually struggled to qualify to the finals (thanks to their superior goal difference) Just to remind you, this is the second time ever this two sides are meeting. The first
meeting being in the group stage. 
On that day, 2 first half goals from Ibe Chiemezie and Osas were sufficient for the Lions to see off a disjointed resiliento team. Make no mistakes, resiliento team is not devoid of qualities. The qualities in their ranks is unbelievable - thus making their sub par performance a mystery (yet to be unraveled) However, they reminded us what they are capable of doing, when they cruised over dedicado in a thumping 3 0 win.

That being said, It's going to be a really big fight come tomorrow evening because resiliento will seek to close in on dominato in the medals table, the later leading the log with a whopping 11 gold medals and the former 6. Two factors will determine the outcome of this match. Firstly, the match will be won and lost on the midfield. Whichever side wins the midfield battle will most likely win the match. The other factor is finishing, it's not enough winning the midfield battle, you also have to bury your chances too as they come especially in a final match of this nature in which chances will be limited in number. This is where the dominatos have the edge over resilientos. Dominato players know how to bury their chances and this alone will go a long way to determine the outcome of this match come tomorrow . Let's see how it goes!


INJURIES AND DOUBTS :dominato trio of Atochi, Lucky and Unyawanne are a major doubt for this match after picking up injuries during the last match of the group stage .
For resiliento, midfield ace Kenneth Onwuachu is a doubt for this match. He picked up a knock on training.

 PROJECTED LINE UP : We expect the dominatos to remain unchanged for this encounter. As for resiliento, expect defender ND baba who was absent in their 2 1 defeat to tenacio to walk straight into the starting lineup.

PLAYER TO WATCH :
the revelation player in this tournament is osas. The dominato striker just seems to derive pleasure in taking on defenders and is end product is fantastic. His telepathic understanding with fellow striker Ibe has been key upfront for dominato. It will be interesting to see how resiliento defenders handle him come Wednesday.
As for resiliento, the star man has to be Kalu a really fantastic player ...

PREDICTED SCORES
dominato to win 2 1 a really tough call to make but I just have to give it to dominato while bearing in mind that it's a final match, thus chances won't be easy to come by. That being said there has to be a winner. (Think you can predict better than ub? send in your predictions and you stand a chance of winning fantastic prizes).

About UB :
He's a die hard Liverpool fan, a big fan of Brazilian midfielder Coutinho. In his spare time he's either playing chess or reading football articles.

THE STETHOSCOPE MEETS THE WIG: Pre match analysis

This evening, INSOLITO  football team host UST final year law student at the UPTH field. The stage is all set to witness this epoch contest between two giants.  A match of this nature promises to be an exciting one. The lawyers will be aiming to make their case while the doctors will aiming to treat the case. Well it will be interesting to see how they fare on the football pitch.     This is the first ever fixture between these two. So much bragging rights is at stake in this match and we expect a very close match.              

RECENT FORM
The INSOLITO team is  currently on a run of 3 match unbeaten streak.
INJURY AND DOUBTS :Ifeanyi Okonkwo the talismanic defender is a major doubt for this match after suffering a groin injury. Chiemezie Ibe suffered a knock in the basketball finals during the insolympics, but might still be able to start for the INSOLITOs

PREDICTED SCORE
INSOLITO to win by 2 goals to 1. A match of this calibre might likely end in a stalemate as both sides will try to be conservative. But the 'home factor' and perhaps the high prevalence of attacking prowess in the INSOLITO  team may just prove to be the defining factor here.

PLAYER TO WATCH
INSOLITO goalie Chukwuemeka Agu. The excellent shot stopper,and several times PUMSA  goalie of the year is the man to watch. On his day, they are few better than him.      
                         
CONTRIBUTOR:UB
He is crazy about Liverpool. In his spare time he's either playing chess or reading football articles. He's a big fan of Brazilian midfielder phillipe Coutinho

MATCH PREVIEW: CLASH OF THE TITANS 2

The INSOLITO football team hosts the PACESETTERS (final year pharmacy class) at the UPTH field on Friday, the 11th of November.

The reverse fixture, which was a couple of weeks ago ended up in a stalemate. The INSOLITO class thought they had gotten the victory when Chiemezie Ibe had  put them ahead early in the first half, but the PACESETTERS had another plan as they equalized in injury time.

On Friday evening, this two sides will lock horns once again in what has been widely tagged as the clash of the titans. The INSOLITO team will be buoyed by their recent emphatic 2 0 victory over the ARD team a few weeks ago. This match promises to be a tough one as the PACESETTERS proved last time, that they could not be written off. So much bragging right is at stake as the PACESETTERS are poised to make a statement here. There are no fresh injury concerns for both teams.        

Expected line up:
We expect the PACESETTERS to name an unchanged side from the side who played out a draw with the INSOLITOs last time. As for the INSOLITO team, we expect Aaron Precious who was absent from the match against ARD to start on Friday. Ubboe Pascal who scored his first goal ever for INSOLITO against the ARD team is expected to retain his place in the starting line up.

Predicted score: 2-1
The match will be a very close one. Expect both sides to score. The PACESETTERS are very resilient , but the abundance of attacking prowess in the INSOLITO team should be enough to see them grab the victory.

Player to watch: Chiemezie Ibe

The PACESETTERS need to devise means to curtail him or the score line could be embarrassing. The young man has scored 2 goals in his last 2 matches for the INSOLITO.

                                 

Contributor: Ub

In his spare time, he is either playing chess or reading football news. He is crazy about Liverpool and a big fan of England striker Daniel Sturridge.

RIDDLE OF THE WEEK

We worked together in the dark,  we didn't need to see each other, though having light would have made our meeting easier.
Our kisses were not precise, we let them fall wherever they may,  knowing that whichever place it fell didn't matter as long as the pestle entered the round hole, satisfaction would most likely be guaranteed.
Though of course, satisfaction would come faster with expertise and experience.
Whenever we touched each other , we made different sounds,  depending on the pressure and how hard we met. Either way,  as long as there was a meeting, there was a smoothening .
We had been pounding for a long time now, grinding continuously, our tempo increased because we were close, about to reach our desired ...............


Complete the narrative with one word and who/what are those working together here?

First to get the answers correctly, wins an awesome price.

Post match analysis: ARD vs INSOLITO

          The UPTH field was all set to host the match between INSOLITO and ARD, the field had been freshly mown to witness the onslaught that the INSOLITO team led by Coach ND baba had promised ARD. Shortly before kick off, the stadium had been packed with medical doctors in the making and resident doctors among which was Dr Mike Achor the president of ARD that was already rearing to commence hostilities and Dr Don B the vice president of ARD who was in the stand watching with rapt attention.

          The referee whistled to signal the start of the match after both teams had observed all formal protocols.  The ARD team trying to prove that they still had what it took to play the beautiful game threw all they got at the INSOLITO  team, but the defensive quartet of Dante, Paschal, Okonkwo and Nomso ensured that their efforts were abortive.

          The first half was clearly dominated by the INSOLITO team as they tried to live up to the big  pre match talk they had given prior to the game. There were several chances that fell for the INSOLITO team that went begging, however in the 29th minute Chiemezie Ibe, having received a beautiful long range pass from skipper Ogumerem Nomso , skillfully outran Dr Ezeugwu in the eighteen yard box before chosing his spot and with his left foot fired in a low shot into the net that had the keeper catching air.

          The ARD team also had a couple of chances, with Dr Achor seeming to have an internal fixator in his legs each time he was alone with the INSOLITO goal keeper Agu, as his shots never seemed to trouble the keeper. Dr Precious Anuonyeh  kept on trying to create magic from the beautiful passes Dr Ejele kept feeding him with, but the midfield duo of the two Austins ensured that he had a quiet game throughout the first half, by dispossessing him of the ball each time he got those passes. Dr Precious author of the blockbuster" street of hustle", hustled hard and did everything in the books but it just wasn't enough to break the rigid INSOLITO defence.

          Dr Ezeugwu performed his defensive duties and ensured that the score line remained at one nil till the half time whistle was blown by the refree.
The second half started and Dr Nwosu came into the game and showed that he was not just a fellow in ENT but also a football fellow. The game was slightly balanced as the ARD team played better and kept on fighting for an equalizer.

          The INSOLITO team showed no sign of giving their opponents an equalizer as Nomso fired in a rebound into the far right corner of the post, but the goal was ruled out as offside. As the game progressed and increased in intensity, the referee was free with his cards as tackles kept coming in from both sides, with Dr Precious picking up a red card and INSOLITO's Nomso following suit shortly after that.

           In the 84th minute, Emiere played in a cross from the right to the far left which Austin Best headed back into the eighteen yard box to Paschal Ubboe who beautifully chipped the ball over the ARD goalkepper with his right foot to score his first ever goal for the team and finish a beautifully orchestrated build up.

           At the end of the game, the INSOLITO team had to go and pay their respects to their teachers and were treated to a round of refreshments(after all, e no easy) while hoping the resident doctors don't exert their revenge in the hospital during the ward rounds next week.

Weekly Proverbs

ARD vs INSOLITO

In the medical field, YES they know more but in the football field, we know MOST. Even the Resident doctors would not be exempted from experiencing football the INSOLITO style (playing to score, scoring goals to the finish and finishing as the winners).
They have taught us a lot, so we of course would show evidence, it is evidence-based medicine after all....

So we would ensure that all our goals are spontaneously delivered into the net with the help of  venomous striker Dr Mex and mercurial midfielder Dr Uyanwanne even as our goal-extractor the dental surgeon to-be Dr Agu extracts their goals like a tooth.

 I am sure with defenders like Dante, Okonkwo & Aaron,
all their goals would be externally fixed out and our football players would be sure to openly reduce their attempts at scoring as well as internally fix the ball into their net.

We shall humbly present 'cephalic' as we nod the ball into their net.

At 4pm on Saturday,  the record breaking  INSOLITO team ably led by skipper and "Ganglion blocker"  Ogumerem  Nomso will file out on the UPTH pitch to do what they know how to do best- play good soccer!

Don't miss this even for a job interview

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IFEANYI NNAEMEKA MOSES

This is wishing our friend and brother a happy birthday. Please write your birthday wishes in the comment box below.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR AMIABLE FYCA CHAIRMAN, IBE CHIEMEZIE

This may be coming late, but we must celebrate our wonderful, selfless and amiable FYCA Chairman. I must mention that Chiemezie is an old student of King's Collage, and a true dominato (in nature and noisemaking character, lol).

Happy birthday boss. Cheers.

The Clash of the Titans

The morning started with a heavy downpour leaving the players in doubt as to whether the weather will prevent the soccer match from happening or not.

However 2 hours to the stipulated time  saw the match venue flooded by supporters of both teams seen in groups sharing their expectation from the highly talked about therapeutic affair between INSOLITOS and  PACESETTERS

The match kickstarted  with screams of excitement from fans  of both teams.

Attacks and counter attacks were common sight but the goalkeepers showed that they were not there for a tea party as they made amazing saves.

The highly heated match saw the referee dishing yellow cards intermittently to offending players.While INSOLITO tried to dissect and suture their visitors, the PACESETTERS frantically made effort to sedate their hosts...

It seemed like a ding dong affair with no team showing superiority over the other team until the 34th minute when INSOLITO midfielder Austin Uyanwanne sent a long range cross to Ibe Chiemezie who brilliantly beat 3 defenders before sending a thunderous shot behind the Pacesetter Goalkeeper putting the Home team in front.

The match continued with deft touches, brilliant passes and a few infringements till the refree's whistle signalled the end of the 1st Half !

Worthy of note is the amazing Support the Pacesetters received from their fans despite being a goal down at the end of the 1st half.

The Second half started with a few changes made by Managers of both teams to strengthen their teams.

The strikers acting on the instructions of their coaches made potent attacks but once more
The goalkeepers showed that they were world class with sharp reflexes.

The Pacesetters pushed on like wounded lions while INSOLITO banking on their early lead  relaxed a bit . Eventually they paid for it dearly in the 89th minute when Pacesetters' Azumara Victor latched on a quick cornerkick and brilliantly lobbed the ball over INSOLITO goalkeeper Chukwuemeka Chijioke and the fans went wild in celebration.

At the end of regulation time  both teams settled for a draw;

1 -1,  it was at full time!

Indeed it was a therapeutic affair

INSOLITO NOVEMBER ACTIVITIES

     This november 2016 is packed with various cintillating activities for the insolito class. FYCA is FLEX-IBLE, particularly the INSOLITO CLASS.

      The following events have been outlined for  November let's take note and participate actively. You wont have this opportunity again.

EVENTS VENST FOR NOVEMBER

* 2/11/2016

Visitation to
secondary school,
Remand home
children's home and
Handicap home
(....... Giving out to the society)


* 9/11/2016

Cinema /Movie Outing
(......... Can you imagine the fun?)


* 11/11/2016

Final Photoshoot ( Jersey / Class Corporate)
(....... Hope you didnt miss part 1?)


* 18/11/2016

Insolito entrepreneurial seminar/ business meeting
(........Money making just got easier)


* 26/11/2016

Insolito Picnic!
(........ Choi see fun.... INSOLITO)

Sporting events continue as previously slated. (RAKING MORE GOLD MEDALS).

HAVE A FUN FILLED NOVEMBER..... EVER RECORD BREAKERS...

Insolito music group drops hot sizzling jam "we celebrate"

It's not quite  usual  to see medical doctors who hit the music studio, rock microphone with ease and churn out sweet sounding music.

Well, the record breaking final year medical and dental students of the University of Port Harcourt popularly known as "INSOLITO" have proven once again that they are indeed unusual and extra ordinary.

The multi-talented INSOLITO music group drops a hot banging tune titled "WE CELEBRATE" ,
directed by Insolito Music director Precel
and produced by Port Harcourt's finest music producer @magicalAndy.

Here they tell stories of their  struggles , pain and hardwork through medical school and how they eventually made it to the top against all odds.

Artistes featured on this track include  Nosa, Gospel, Mex and Arinze

Wow!

The single is a part of an album due for release before the end of the year.

Nigerian music industry should watch out for insolito music group!

Click to download "we celebrate"

For Booking send a mail to :

insolito_mbbs.bds2016@yahoo.com


Meanwhile let's celebrate, go get your dancing shoes!
Click to download "we celebrate"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIDEON EJEKWE RICHARDS

   

        Psychology says when a friendship lasts up to 7 years, it will last forever. I knew this Brilliant boy since our primary school days. He was the envy of our classmates.
Ajebota with his small bicycle .

One  among two people that could read and write in primary 4, always coming tops (i only started reading in prim 6). We only had to cram macmillian readers to still compete with them.
.... Mehn craming no start today oh...

We became friends only junior in secondary school still same class.  "After him done form for me finish" l hated him initially because he would not lend me his note to copy. The last time i fought was in JSS2 and it was with Him.

He was still tops in class. Infact my academics took off when l vowed to overtake Gideon Ejekwe and one other dangerous boy. Oreke Noble (later SP) . He was our Library Prefect and an SP contestant (politician even in sec sch.)

   Finally again we remain friends and classmates in the INSOLITO  final year medical class in UNIPORT. He is my friend, my brother from same village of AGGAH EGBEMA that am proud of, my business partner.

  Gideon is a natural diplomat, His intuition is impeccable. He is the smartest person i know. As long as it is brain work leave it to Gideon, he will figure it time faster than a computer.

He is an internet Guru,  an massive Blogger at www.gideonike.blogspot.com. A social media consultant and manager and an upcoming entrepreneur. A co-manager at Shuga wealth transport company and a director at Fortune 200  business club. He is a leader to watch out for.

Happy birthday Gideon Ejekwe Richards aka Man of Valour MOV.

     

Insolympics Journal

      The insolympics kicked off amid much fanfare that usually accompany great sporting events. The sports committee headed by Austin best ensured that the insolympics ground was properly set to witness the battle between House Dominato, House Dedicado, House Resiliento and House Tenacio  tagged "game of thrones". Prior to the start of the games the various houses had already started talking tough with House Tenacio showing how prepared they were by winning the competitions that held during the logo unveiling ceremony (of course other houses had contrary opinions).
      Chess(male category) was the first to start, it was clearly a game of patzers and grandmasters. House resiliento showed that they were the house of grandmasters by having two finalist - Kenneth and ND baba. The battle for the insolympics grandmaster was keenly contested with Kenneth getting the better of ND baba to emerge as the insolympics Chess champion. The battle for bronze will be between Austin Best of House Dominato and Peter Prince of House Dedicado.

      Next stop was Ludo (male category), the game of dice didn't fail to live up to expectation as it gathered a lot of spectators with some of the houses hoping to get their first medal. House Resiliento further made their intentions of sitting on the throne known by yet again having two finalist -ND baba and Agu, Agu won the final after a jaw dropping contest between these two dice masters. The third place match was an all House Tenacio affair between Udeh Michael and Mathew, with Udeh Michael ensuring that House Tenacio grabbed their first medal .The ludo(female category) was as much fun as the ludo (male category) but this time house resiliento couldn't replicate their earlier success as two resilientos that made it to the semi final -chioma Obiora and Chioma Opara both settled for a third place duel after loosing their semi final matches. The female ludo final was between Chidinma Ikegulu of House Dominato and Chiamaka Ejimogu  of House Dedicado. Chidinma Ikegulu after a grueling duel ensured that she clinched the first gold medal.

       Other games such as table tennis(male category), scrabble(male and female category), chess(female category), and PS(female category) have all kicked off and are at various stages. We will be sure to keep you updated as the games progress.

The medal table after Insolympics week 4 :
1. House Resiliento          2 gold, 2 silver and 1 bronze
2. House Dominato          1 gold
3. House Dedicado          1 silver
4. House Tenacio           1 bronze

                                                                                                         
                                                                                                           Insolympics journal

Happy birthday UCHECHUKWU JOHN CHUKWULEWA

This is wishing our amiable Course-Rep a happy birthday. 

Please drop your birthday wishes in the comment box below.

Happy Birthday AKAH CHIMENEM

This is wishing you, our friend, brother and hardworking FYC Logo Committee Chairman a Happy Birthday and many more blissful years.

Please let's drop our wishes for Chimenem in the comment box below.

INSOLITO VS PACESETTERS FRIENDLY MATCH

On the 17th of October, the university of portharcourt will be agog with screams of excitement as the Final year class of Medicine and Dentistry popularly known as INSOLITO  hosts the Final year Class of Pharmacy popularly known as the PACESETTERS in a friendly football match that has been tagged
"A Therapeutic Affair"!


  While the Pharmacist have dropped their lab coats and drugs in the laboratory for this one of a kind encounter, the Doctors have moved their scrub suits and  surgical instruments to the main bowl of the UPTH stadium and have promised to perform an Exploratory Laparatomy on the Pacesetters!

Hmmm!

Will INSOLITO be sedated by the highly efficacious diazepam of the pacesetters
Or will the PACESETTERS dissected and sutured by INSOLITO.

Time shall tell!

Match Day : Monday October 17, 2016

Match time : 4pm

Venue: UPTH

Insolito vs  Pacesetters
... It's a therapeutic affair

EKET TRIP POSTPONED

Due to the low turnout/ payment by participants for the Calabar/Eket Beach trip,
the trip has been postponed by two weeks however the last day for  payment  is in a week's time 6/10/2016.

(1) Those who have paid and do not intend to continue with the trip have till 6/10/2016 to withdraw their money

(2) Those who still want to go have till 6/10/2016 to make payment

(3)After 6/10/2016 the money collected will be put into logistics and hotel accommodation and hence will no longer be refundable

(4) The trip has been opened to U2009 and u2008 medical and dental students in other classes who would love to join us.

(5) The trip will be cancelled and money refunded if the money realised as at 7/10/2016 cannot fund the trip .

(6) The new date for the trip is Friday  14/10/2016  till  Sunday 16/10/2016

Thanks for your understanding.

Wishing us a lovely weekend and Happy Independence in advance

WHO KILLED GOLIATH

PARENTS PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO SUNDAY SCHOOL...

A teacher came to class and asked a question
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
STUDENT 1: it's not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.

The teacher went to the Headteacher's office and told the HM that students in that class don't know who killed Goliath.
The HM came to that class and asked...
HM: Who killed Goliath?
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HM.: If u don't tell me who killed goliath, you'll see fire today...!!😁
CLASS : We don't know.
The HM turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??�

The teacher fainted....!!😳😂😂😂

Insolito quiz 1

   According to our lecturer 11am class today. Who knows the difference between Madness, craze and kolo? 

Comment your answer #100 recharge card to the best answer. Let the fun begin... INSOLITO

6 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU FIND IN NIGERIAN BANKS

         

     The bank is for commercial activities, this makes it possible to have different kinds of people come and display characters that are wonderful to see.

The characters exhibited in Nigerian banks are particularly hilarious. If you have been a constant user of any Nigerian bank you will identify with these group of people.

1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re
always in the bank, common pen
they won't have.
These people are very dangerous,
once u borrow them d pen,
u may find it difficult 2 identify dem
at a bank
In Nigeria, once someone tells u
"may I have ur pen?" Believe me
bros, that's d last time u will see that
pen (except if u're lucky).

2 - The "I-dey-ur-Back" Team:
Immediately dey enter d bank, even
b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or
deposit), all they do is to know the
last person and u hear dem saying,
I'm at your back. If care is nt taken,
about 8 pple can tell u
"Idey ur back" then at d end of d day,
they cause confusion (na me dey em
back, I don tell am I was
here b4 u blah blah bla)

3 - The No protocol team: This kind
of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan!
They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in,
they just walk up 2 d cashier or
manager, he asks them 2sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed
there transactions while u still dey
there looking like mumu 4queue.
(Daris God oooo)

4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These
people will always av a problem with
d bank door, then u see them
removing their belts, car keys, mobile
phones etc and yet d machine keeps
shouting "pls
go back"
My bros next time come 2 bank
naked! Biko, he go allow u in... #
LOLZ!

5 - The slip wasters: These kind of
people can waste slip 4 Africa!
To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB questions,
u c dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking another one.
To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called
undergraduates are found wanting in
this scenario.......
CHAI!!!

6 - The people from Another Planet:
These people usually behave like
them no dey dis world since 2
yrs!
They will always b asking 4 today's
date, even after telling them d correct
date,
they will ask someone else again. I
tire 4 dis people oooooo.
.
.
.
U might b laughing now oo
But be sincere,
which one do u belong to.??
Unknown source!

EKET HERE WE COME

INSOLITO!!!

The social committee presents the MOST ANTICIPATED weekend getaway. 

30th Sept : Departure time 11am 

Movie at marina resort

1st Oct: Calabar national museum

Calabar municiple

Tinapa

2nd Oct: Departure for Eket by 12noon

Eket beach (devil's basket, spin the bottles, beach queen contest, thug of war, bonfire, beach volley ball and so much more)

YOU DONT WANT TO MISS OUT !!!

Please endeavour to pay your dues to Beatrice or Bernice

FYCA NA OUR OWN OOOH!!!

Michelle Nwokorie 

ASSISTANT COORDINATOR